Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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