Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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