It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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