i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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