lets start a swedish sibling band together
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
