We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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