is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Randomize
