lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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