David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I love having hate sex.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
