Plan B is the new Plan A
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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