shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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