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say what?
wanna hang out?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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