He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Mom said you looked used
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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