North Korea, Best Korea!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i believe in u and ur pee
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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