i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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