so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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