the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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