Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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