i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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