Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
where am i from again
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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