I think im going to throw up on grandma
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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