It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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