He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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