her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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