Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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