went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
