Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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