i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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