That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
My penis needs a shock collar
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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