At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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