I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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