oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
The air taste purple.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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