loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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