tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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