I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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