I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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