He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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