i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
What a dumb baby whore.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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