I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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