Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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