I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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