Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
