Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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