so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
