Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
