But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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