And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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