I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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