I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
tell me about the eggs
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
