Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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