You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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