Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
