I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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