I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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